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JOHN SMITH | COMEDIAN

"Pick of the week... beautifully written jokes" - Guardian

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"Genuinely funny" - Scotsman 

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UPCOMING SHOWS

  • Outside the Box
    Outside the Box
    Mon 02 Nov
    The Fighting Cocks Bar & Venue
    02 Nov 2026, 19:00 – 23:00
    The Fighting Cocks Bar & Venue, 56 Old London Rd, Kingston upon Thames KT2 6QA, UK
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  • The Secret Comedy Club
    The Secret Comedy Club
    Wed 04 Nov
    The Secret Comedy Club
    04 Nov 2026, 19:00 – 23:00
    The Secret Comedy Club, 42 Brighton Square, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN1 1HD, UK
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  • Comedy Yell
    Comedy Yell
    Tue 10 Nov
    The Rebel Yell
    10 Nov 2026, 19:00 – 23:00
    The Rebel Yell, 28b Nelson St, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 5AN, UK
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Pet Name 1 with subtitles
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COMEDY FOR YOUR VENUE

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I can organise your complete comedy night — MC, professional comedians, PA equipment where required, bookings and coordination — for a fixed fee.​​

 

From one-off events to regular comedy nights.

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Previous comedy productions include: KX Comedy Club, Grinning Idiot Comedy Clubs and Jesterval Comedy Festival​​

ABOUT JOHN

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AUDIENCE REVIEWS 

“Absolutely brilliant! I thoroughly recommend it to anyone” 
Paul Richardson

“John was very warm and inviting. Dark comedy was top tier… look forward to seeing you next year!”
Stephanie Mc McCauley 

“We really enjoyed it, so funny. Would recommend to anyone.” 
Laura Thomson

John Smith is a Geordie stand-up comedian whose comedy takes ordinary situations and follows the logic until they end up somewhere considerably less ordinary.

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His material combines tightly written jokes, dark observations and absurd ideas, finding comedy in relationships, everyday life and things that probably shouldn't be funny.

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John first performed on the UK comedy circuit in the 2000s, reaching the finals and semi-finals of several national new-act competitions before making his Edinburgh Fringe debut at The Pleasance Courtyard in 2007. 

 

He subsequently performed at leading UK comedy clubs alongside comedians including Michael McIntyre, John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney.

 

Then he stopped.

 

​After more than a decade away from stand-up, John returned to comedy in 2025 and took a solo show to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2026. Audiences grew throughout the run, with the final two shows the busiest, driven largely by word of mouth and returning audience members.

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In 2027, John takes his stand-up to Australia, performing at festivals in Perth, Adelaide and Melbourne, before returning to the Edinburgh Fringe.

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